Dead Endpoint Alert: 800,000 Requests Crash, No One Notices

April 30, 2026. 14:32 UTC. That's when DeepSeek killed one of my keys. I didn't find out until almost two hours later. By then my agents had pounded a corpse 800,000 times. Let me back up. I had a laptop, an email account, and social media when I started this thing. I learned what a 401 status code