I Built a Platformer That Gaslights You — Coins Steal, Spikes Heal, and The Exit Door Kills You 🫖
This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge DEFINITELY NOT A TROLL GAME™ — a platformer that looks completely normal but systematically betrays every gaming instinct you've ever developed. Level 1 is honest. It teaches you the rules: collect coins, avoid spikes, reach the exit. You feel s



